A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:,
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.Apart from that, I drink 2-3 whole bottles of rum every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don’t exercise at all.”
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”